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HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE

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Now we know why Pauline Prescott is trying to worm her way onto TV via TOS. Lord and Lady Ginster imagine themselves to have a future as entertainers. Their lack of self awareness is astounding. But they clearly have friends in low places. This is how they get the bookings.

I wish you all the happiness that Christmas and the New Year can bring.

HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE

 

Now TOS is the star.

 

Last year’s TOS Christmas Party edition, with its so called stars Chiles and Bleakley, was for me a toe curling embarrassment. It was TV at it’s patronising worst. It insulted the intelligence of its audience.

How different was last night. In my opinion, last night’s Christmas Party edition of TOS was well produced, written, directed and presented. It was a perfect show for the early evening slot. It gave me a warm comfortable feeling throughout. Last night the show was the star and not its presenters and contributors; and that is the way it should be. This was the BBC at its best.

TOS is off back down hill.

 

I have been enjoying TOS of late; and then we get patronising Pauline Prescott droning on in a dull, flat monotone which made even Adrian Chiles sound animated.

What qualification does she have for the job? None as far as I can see. She is certainly no autocutie. It is clearly jobs for the boys. That rancid cabal of lefties at the BBC have once more sunk their claws into what was otherwise a good programme.

Back downhill for TOS. Anyone with any talent should be prepared to abandon ship to save their careers.